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Joke of today

February 2, 2010
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I haven’t posted a joke for ages and this one just got me hooting.

A duck walks into a shoe-shop and asks the attendant, “Have you got any grapes?”. The attendant, bemused, explains to the duck that he is in a shoe shop but the fruit shop next door should have what he wants.
Next day the same duck walks in again and asks the same question, “Have you got any grapes?”
The attendant, this time a little more sternly, explains again that this is a shoe shop but the fruit shop next door should sort him out.
Next day, same duck same question and every day for the rest of the week until finally the attendant snaps, “If you come in here asking for grapes one more time I swear to God I`ll nail those ******* webbed feet to the ******* floor now **** off!!”
Next day the duck walks in and says, “Have you got any nails?”. This takes the attendant aback and he hesitantly replies “No”.
There is a long pause before the duck says “Have you got any grapes?”

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