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Tree sex man ordered to leave park

January 21, 2010
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There are some strange people in this world. These three happen to be Scottish:

“A MAN has been banned for life from a public city park after he allegedly dropped his pants and tried to have sex with a tree.
William Shaw, 21, has been ordered by a court not to enter Central Park in Airdrie, Scotland after claims he attempted to have intercourse with the plant.
It is alleged he dropped his trousers and underpants while in the visitor attraction in September last year.
It is claimed he then tried to have simulated sex with the tree while his trousers were around his ankles.”

“It is not the first bizarre sex charge to hit the headlines in Scotland.
In 2007 Steven Marshall, 19, admitted simulating sex with the pavement in Galashiels, Selkirkshire.
In the same year Robert Stewart, 53, was caught by two cleaners having sex with a bicycle in his hostel room in Ayr.”

Read the full story: here

I suppose they’re only of possible harm to themselves, unlike rapists or paedophiles.

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