“The patient was admitted to hospital with complaints of pain, dribbling urine and acute urinary retention spanning a 24-hour period. According to the boy, the fish slipped into his penis while he was cleaning his aquarium at home.
After detecting the fish in the boy’s bladder, Vezhaventhan and Jeyaraman used a technique known as cystourethroscopy to insert a special set of forceps down the patient’s penis.”
This story will make you grit your teeth, guys. Read the full story: here
An Australian woman has appeared in court in Adelaide charged with murdering her husband by setting fire to his penis.
“I just wanted to burn his penis so it belongs to me and no one else, I didn’t mean this to happen,” Ms Boord quoted Mrs Narayan as saying.
The fire, on 8 December 2008, caused damage to the couple’s house estimated at 1m Australian dollars ($715,000, £490,000).
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I thought jealous wives were normally content to use scissors or a knife on their errant husband’s penis. I originally filed this under ‘humour’ but it’s not funny. I can’t think of a sadder ending for her, their children and, of course, her husband.
If this blog seems to have too many posts about penises it’s just because any news articles about them are usually very funny. Here’s another one:
“TWO men who sold fake penises enabling drug cheats to give clean urine samples have pleaded guilty to conspiracy.
Gerald Wills and Robert Catalano, the president and vice president of Puck Technology, entered guilty pleas on Monday at a federal court in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.
They were charged last month with selling the Whizzinator penis – a lifelike device used to emit clean, realistically warm urine instead of the user’s true urine.
The device, sold on the internet, came with its own heating and Yellow River urine packs.
It was also available in several skin tones including white, tan, latino, brown, and black.”
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There are several interesting links in the article, too.
‘Tony Goodchild was granted the domestic violence order against his former girlfriend.
He told Darwin Magistrates Court the woman was trying to hunt him down and threatening to “cut his penis off”. The unusual application caused laughter in the courtroom.’
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“Rumors of penis theft began circulating last week in Kinshasa, Democratic Republic of Congo’s sprawling capital of some 8 million inhabitants. They quickly dominated radio call-in shows, with listeners advised to beware of fellow passengers in communal taxis wearing gold rings.
Purported victims, 14 of whom were also detained by police, claimed that sorcerers simply touched them to make their genitals shrink or disappear, in what some residents said was an attempt to extort cash with the promise of a cure.”
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