Woman rubs her butt over $30m painting
My first weird news item for a while:
“A WOMAN dropped her pants at a museum and rubbed her rear end all over a painting valued at $30 million, according to police.
Carmen Tisch, 36, was arrested after scratching, punching and, well, rubbing her butt against Clyfford Still’s “1957-J no.2″ and causing an estimated $10,000 damage to the artwork at the Clyfford Still Museum in Denver. Police believe she was drunk during the late December incident.
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The oil-on-canvas abstract expressionist painting was spared additional damage when the woman tried to urinate on it but apparently missed.”
Well, that was lucky. Mind you, it doesn’t look the sort of thing I’d spend £30 on, let alone $30 million. Nor does she, if you know what I mean.
Read the full story: here
She looks like such a classy gal, what a surprise ha ha